Theodore & David

What did you have for snack today, David?

Cucumbers and a cookie

I had a cookie too, but it was yucky. It was stale.

Mom, did you pick it up from the floor?

Theodore & David

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has a very shiny nose..."

"All of the other reindeer’s used to laugh and call him names and copied him and called him popo head and didn't share their toys with him..."

Theodore & David

“Mom, can you tell me a story about the king who 

wouldn't pick up his toys?”

“But, kings don't have toys. The king is a grown man 

and grown men don’t have toys”

“Yes they do! Dad has an iPhone!”

Theodore & David

"Mom, what does war mean?"

"Hmm war is when some countries fight"

"Countries fight?"

"Well...yes"

"I bet those countries don't have a mom"

Theodore & David

"David, do you want me to read you the story of how babies are made?"

"Is it a funny one?"

"Yay! Theodore can read now"

Theodore & David

"Mom! can you carry me?"

"No, David you are too heavy for me now"

"Ok then, I will remove my hat"

Theodore & David

"Somebody at work was mean to me"

"Did she call you poop head?"

"Hmm...no"

"Did she call you bum bum head"?

"Hmm...nope"

"Then you can still be her friend, mom"